Old Days: “ More nostalgia. “ (Via Savage Chickens.)
Vegan Stephen Day!: “You trusted a vegan and look what happened. Look at what happens when you trust Vegan Stephen.” (Via GIRLS ARE PRETTY.) I can’t remember the last time I recommended Girls Are Pretty, so here it is again.
The case of the 500-mile email: “‘We can’t send mail more than 500 miles,’ the chairman explained. I choked on my latte. ‘Come again?’ ‘We can’t send mail farther than 500 miles from here,’ he repeated. ‘A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther.’ “
Happy Bear: “ Dedicated to Happy Bear’s biggest fan, Ashley-Rose! “ (Via Savage Chickens.)
The Positive Reinforcer: “ More Useless Mutants. “ (Via Savage Chickens.)
A Letter to My Younger Self: “ Sure, I could go back and tell my teenage self not to give up playing the piano, but would that just leave me in my 30’s dreading another gig in the bar of some hotel waiting for the inevitable tooth-grinding moment some drunk tourist requests ‘Piano Man’ for the [...]
My love for Fafblog! has no limits. Fafblog! the whole world’s only source for Fafblog.: “Were lives lost? Of course. Were cities razed, flesh burned with poison gas, families slaughtered and children raped? Naturally. But one can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, burning the crockery, setting the kitchen on fire, firebombing the [...]