Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
That’s one right-on bug report
The case of the 500-mile email: “‘We can’t send mail more than 500 miles,’ the chairman explained. I choked on my latte. ‘Come again?’ ‘We can’t send mail farther than 500 miles from here,’ he repeated. ‘A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther.’ “
Happy Bear
The Positive Reinforcer
A Letter to My Younger Self
A Letter to My Younger Self: “
Sure, I could go back and tell my teenage self not to give up playing the piano, but would that just leave me in my 30’s dreading another gig in the bar of some hotel waiting for the inevitable tooth-grinding moment some drunk tourist requests ‘Piano Man’ for the sixty thousandth time? Would I hunch over the keys, bang out those first chords and wish to my core I could go back in time and advise my teenage self to teach himself Perl?
So I pondered. And I thought. And I finally came up with the one important, nay vital bit of advice I would give myself if I had the chance….
Fafblog! the whole world’s only source for Fafblog.
My love for Fafblog! has no limits.
Fafblog! the whole world’s only source for Fafblog.: “Were lives lost? Of course. Were cities razed, flesh burned with poison gas, families slaughtered and children raped? Naturally. But one can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, burning the crockery, setting the kitchen on fire, firebombing the restaurant and summarily executing the survivors.”
